Christmas Morning Riot Hot Process Soap
Maple pecans, chestnuts, brown sugar, spice cake, marmalade, bright clementine orange & a slug of coffee
Oh God... They're up ALREADY.
Christmas takes on a whole new... excitement when you become a parent. No more leisurely lie-ins & jazz-accompanied brunches for you, soldier. It's up & at 'em at the crack of dawn (or earlier), corralling tiny frenzied imps just long enough to stuff that damned elf back in the box & put on a pot of coffee before all hell breaks loose. If you're smart, you remembered to pick up some cinnamon danish at the store, & Nan gave you a slab of clementine-topped fruitcake at Thanksgiving, so at least you won't starve while the tinies destroy the living room...
This listing is for one (1) enormous 5-ounce bar of hot process soap, made from scratch by me in my own workshop. If you find glycerin soaps a bit too drying, this is the bar for you. I've spent several months developing a coconut- & shea-free, vegan formula that lathers beautifully & is packed with nourishing vegetable oils & butters. I make my hot process soap in small batches, & allow each batch to cure for 3 weeks to ensure a firm, mild bar. Each hand-cut bar measures 3x3x1 inches, & weighs approximately 5 ounces.
As always, your soap will arrive hand-wrapped, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Olive Oil, Organic & Sustainable Palm Oil, Coffee, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Mango Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Palm Kernel Oil, Organic Gluten-Free Oats, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Molasses, Mica, Biodegradable Glitter
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar. Hot process soap has a marbled, natural appearance. Streaks, swirls & blobs are all part of the charm, & in no way affect the quality of your soap :)
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.
Wake up, it's CHRISTMAS!