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Christmas Morning Riot Hot Process Soap - Maple Nuts, Brown Sugar, Clementines, Coffee... Coconut-Free Formula, Yuletide Limited Edition

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Christmas Morning Riot Hot Process Soap

Maple pecans, chestnuts, brown sugar, spice cake, marmalade, bright clementine orange & a slug of coffee

Oh God... They're up ALREADY.

Christmas takes on a whole new... excitement when you become a parent. No more leisurely lie-ins & jazz-accompanied brunches for you, soldier. It's up & at 'em at the crack of dawn (or earlier), corralling tiny frenzied imps just long enough to stuff that damned elf back in the box & put on a pot of coffee before all hell breaks loose. If you're smart, you remembered to pick up some cinnamon danish at the store, & Nan gave you a slab of clementine-topped fruitcake at Thanksgiving, so at least you won't starve while the tinies destroy the living room...

This listing is for one (1) enormous 5-ounce bar of hot process soap, made from scratch by me in my own workshop. If you find glycerin soaps a bit too drying, this is the bar for you. I've spent several months developing a coconut- & shea-free, vegan formula that lathers beautifully & is packed with nourishing vegetable oils & butters. I make my hot process soap in small batches, & allow each batch to cure for 3 weeks to ensure a firm, mild bar. Each hand-cut bar measures 3x3x1 inches, & weighs approximately 5 ounces.

As always, your soap will arrive hand-wrapped, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Olive Oil, Organic & Sustainable Palm Oil, Coffee, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Mango Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Palm Kernel Oil, Organic Gluten-Free Oats, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Molasses, Mica, Biodegradable Glitter

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar. Hot process soap has a marbled, natural appearance. Streaks, swirls & blobs are all part of the charm, & in no way affect the quality of your soap :)

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.

Wake up, it's CHRISTMAS!


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