Christmas Morning Riot Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub - Maple Nuts, Brown Sugar, Clementines, Coffee... Yuletide Limited Edition
Christmas Morning Riot Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub
Maple pecans, chestnuts, brown sugar, spice cake, marmalade, bright clementine orange & a slug of coffee
Oh God... They're up ALREADY.
Christmas takes on a whole new... excitement when you become a parent. No more leisurely lie-ins & jazz-accompanied brunches for you, soldier. It's up & at 'em at the crack of dawn (or earlier), corralling tiny frenzied imps just long enough to stuff that damned elf back in the box & put on a pot of coffee before all hell breaks loose. If you're smart, you remembered to pick up some cinnamon danish at the store, & Nan gave you a slab of clementine-topped fruitcake at Thanksgiving, so at least you won't starve while the tinies destroy the living room...
Sorbetto is a delightfully malleable, scoopable sugar scrub fortified with nourishing rice bran, avocado & grape seed oils & luxurious mango butter. Massaged into wet skin, it emulsifies into a light, creamy lotion that gently cleanses, polishes & moisturizes, leaving you feeling deliciously soft & smelling like some kind of Lovecraftian horror :) This listing is for a generous 11 ounces of emulsifying sugar scrub, blended by hand in small batches with no SLS/SLES, parabens, propylene glycol, -cones, animal products, coconut oil or shea butter (for my sensitive customers). Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too! I don't whip my scrubs, so you get a jar packed with product, not air. I pack Sorbetto in a recyclable plastic jar, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Sucrose (Sugar), Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sorbitol, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Sodium Chloride (Salt), Fragrance Oil, Phenoxyethanol & Tetrasodium EDTA (paraben-free preservatives), Cinnamon Bark, Iron Oxide
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from jar to jar. To prolong the life of your Sorbetto, keep it tightly sealed & avoid introducing excess water to the jar. A clean plastic spoon is ideal for scooping out just the right amount :) Please use Sorbetto within 3 months of opening, & discontinue use if irritation occurs. I specifically blend Sorbetto not leave a greasy film, but it may leave your tub a bit slippery, so do be careful :) Scrub up!