G.O.A.T. Hot Process Soap
Goaßgschau, The Stare of the Goat: a vacant-eyed, escapist slurp of rich goat's milk caramel with hazelnut coffee & blackberry syrup
Y'all. Y'ALL. This has been a freaking year. There comes a point in all the doom scrolling and hypervigilance & oh-god-now-what when you just sort of mentally log out for a second to save your sanity. G.O.A.T. is an extra large, extra sweet, extra whip dose of momentary distraction: creamy iced hazelnut coffee blended with sticky goat's milk caramel & drizzled with blackberry syrup. It's a cold, caffeinated, caramely respite, like sitting in your car in front of your house, slurping a blended coffee & blaring your favorite song & pretending that the world isn't on fire for five minutes.
This listing is for one (1) enormous 5-ounce bar of hot process soap, made from scratch by me in my own workshop. If you find glycerin soaps a bit too drying, this is the bar for you. I've spent several months developing a coconut- & shea-free formula that lathers beautifully & is packed with nourishing vegetable oils & butters. I make my hot process soap in small batches, & allow each batch to cure for 3 weeks to ensure a firm, mild bar. Each hand-cut bar measures 3x3x1 inches, & weighs approximately 5 ounces.
As always, your soap will arrive hand-wrapped, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Olive Oil, Organic & Sustainable Palm Oil, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Water, Organic Grass-Fed Goat Milk, Mango Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Palm Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Iron Oxide, Titanium Dioxide, Mica
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar. Hot process soap has a marbled, natural appearance. Streaks, swirls & blobs are all part of the charm, & in no way affect the quality of your soap :)
What the heck is hot process soap, anyway? Learn more at my blog: http://paintboxsoapworks.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/so-whats-this-hot-process-thing/