Pumpkin Daddy Hot Process Soap - Pumpkin, Leather, Cologne, Grass Stains... Weenie Limited Edition
Pumpkin Daddy Hot Process Soap
Firm, leather-clad gourds, bossy cologne, & grass-stained knees
(I am absolutely, 100% going to hell for this one. Hashtag unrepentant. Hashtag sauntering vaguely downwards.)
Buttery soft black leather clings to perfectly ripened pumpkins, with a splash of spicy, bergamot-laced aftershave to make it clear who's in charge. Hint: *you* aren't the one with grass stains, but you *definitely* helped put them there. Staggeringly sexy & unexpected, Pumpkin Daddy might leave them a little breathless, but they will absolutely not regret it.
This listing is for one (1) enormous 5-ounce bar of hot process soap, made from scratch by me in my own workshop. If you find glycerin soaps a bit too drying, this is the bar for you. I've spent several months developing a coconut- & shea-free, vegan formula that lathers beautifully & is packed with nourishing vegetable oils & butters. I make my hot process soap in small batches, & allow each batch to cure for 3 weeks to ensure a firm, mild bar. Each hand-cut bar measures 3x3x1 inches, & weighs approximately 5 ounces.
As always, your soap will arrive hand-wrapped, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Olive Oil, Organic & Sustainable Palm Oil, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Water, Organic Pumpkin, Mango Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Palm Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Activated Charcoal, Mica
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar. Hot process soap has a marbled, natural appearance. Streaks, swirls & blobs are all part of the charm, & in no way affect the quality of your soap :)
What the heck is hot process soap, anyway? Learn more at my blog: http://paintboxsoapworks.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/so-whats-this-hot-process-thing/
Posted by Sara on Oct 20th 2019
Just the right amount of hellfire and brimstone... definitely a scent that lingers almost sinuously and makes one very seriously consider abandoning all propriety and just getting in the blessed car. :D If unholy temptation had a scent, it would be this.
Bought it for my husband - I keep stealing it
Posted by TG on Sep 19th 2019
I mean, the headline says it all.
Posted by Alex on Aug 27th 2019
When lathering on it smells insanely good and accurate as the description says.