The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap - Red Cedar, Cypress, Patchouli, Coconut Musk... Spring Limited Edition
The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap
A thrusting blend of towering red cedar, rigid cypress, crude patchouli, & a creamy spurt of coconut musk
(Yeahhhh, it's a penis.)
I hadn't set out to include a dick joke in this year's spring line-up, but a misshipped component turned into a happy accident turned into what might be the sexiest blend I've ever made. The Wooden God is not f*cking around... wait, no, that's EXACTLY what he's down for, like a randy, ancient wood icon rubbed smooth under scented hands. Cedarwood pencil shavings and resiny cypress get all up in your personal space with a peppery little patchouli funk, inviting you to touch & explore & grasp, rewarding you with a musky climax of coconut milk and tonka. The Wooden God smells like a very bad idea, but a very, VERY good time...
This listing is for a huge 6 ounce bar of luxurious glycerin soap, hand cast in small batches with no SLS, propylene glycol, parabens, animal products or other funny stuff! Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too!
My bars produce gorgeous, abundant lather & have unique scents that cling gently to your skin. You'll be left feeling clean & smelling wonderful.
I hand-wrap each bar in cellophane, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifer), Oat protein (conditioner), Fragrance Oil, Mica
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.