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The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap - Red Cedar, Cypress, Patchouli, Coconut Musk... Spring Limited Edition

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The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap

A thrusting blend of towering red cedar, rigid cypress, crude patchouli, & a creamy spurt of coconut musk

(Yeahhhh, it's a penis.)

I hadn't set out to include a dick joke in this year's spring line-up, but a misshipped component turned into a happy accident turned into what might be the sexiest blend I've ever made. The Wooden God is not f*cking around... wait, no, that's EXACTLY what he's down for, like a randy, ancient wood icon rubbed smooth under scented hands. Cedarwood pencil shavings and resiny cypress get all up in your personal space with a peppery little patchouli funk, inviting you to touch & explore & grasp, rewarding you with a musky climax of coconut milk and tonka. The Wooden God smells like a very bad idea, but a very, VERY good time...

This listing is for a huge 6 ounce bar of luxurious glycerin soap, hand cast in small batches with no SLS, propylene glycol, parabens, animal products or other funny stuff! Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too!

My bars produce gorgeous, abundant lather & have unique scents that cling gently to your skin. You'll be left feeling clean & smelling wonderful.

I hand-wrap each bar in cellophane, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifer), Oat protein (conditioner), Fragrance Oil, Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.

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  1. Wonderful Scent

    Posted by Amy Anderson on Mar 24th 2021

    Warm, earthy, spicy, wonderful scent

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