Not Your Housekeeper Luxury Glycerin Soap

Carnation & musk misted over a cashmere cardigan, shortbread biscuits, lemon furniture polish, & a haze of cannabis flower

"A nice murder, that'll cheer you up!"

The hanky up the sleeve & mauve scarf at the neck say harmless old landlady, but The Englishman & The Fusilier know that behind the lemon-scented dusters & well-timed tea trays lies a woman who can act in an instant & always be counted on in a pinch. She keeps house in all senses of the word, holding the fort, running interference, and bothering with two brilliant, ludicrous tenants when few others would put up with their antics. She carries with her a complex aura of imported perfume, warm kitchens, & illicit substances (for her hip, honestly!). Without her, Baker Street would fall...

This listing is for a huge 6 ounce bar of luxurious glycerin soap, hand cast in small batches with no SLS, propylene glycol, parabens, animal products or other funny stuff! Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too!

My bars produce gorgeous, abundant lather & have unique scents that cling gently to your skin. You'll be left feeling clean & smelling wonderful!

I hand-wrap each bar in cellophane, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan Oleate (emulsifer), Oat Protein (conditioner), Fragrance Oil, Titanium Dioxide, Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.