Not Your Housekeeper Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub

Carnation & musk misted over a cashmere cardigan, shortbread biscuits, lemon furniture polish, & a haze of cannabis flower

"A nice murder, that'll cheer you up!"

The hanky up the sleeve & mauve scarf at the neck say harmless old landlady, but The Englishman & The Fusilier know that behind the lemon-scented dusters & well-timed tea trays lies a woman who can act in an instant & always be counted on in a pinch. She keeps house in all senses of the word, holding the fort, running interference, and bothering with two brilliant, ludicrous tenants when few others would put up with their antics. She carries with her a complex aura of imported perfume, warm kitchens, & illicit substances (for her hip, honestly!). Without her, Baker Street would fall...

Sorbetto is a delightfully malleable, scoopable sugar scrub fortified with nourishing rice bran, avocado & grape seed oils & luxurious mango butter. Massaged into wet skin, it emulsifies into a light, creamy lotion that gently cleanses, polishes & moisturizes, leaving you feeling deliciously soft & smelling wonderful.

This listing is for a generous 11 ounces of emulsifying sugar scrub, blended by hand in small batches with no SLS/SLES, parabens, propylene glycol, -cones, animal products, coconut oil or shea butter (for my sensitive customers). Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too! I don't whip my scrubs, so you get a jar packed with product, not air.

I pack Sorbetto in a recyclable plastic jar, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Sucrose (Sugar), Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sorbitol, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Sodium Chloride (Salt), Fragrance Oil, Phenoxyethanol & Tetrasodium EDTA (paraben-free preservatives), Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from jar to jar.

To prolong the life of your Sorbetto, keep it tightly sealed & avoid introducing excess water to the jar. A clean plastic spoon is ideal for scooping out just the right amount.

Please use Sorbetto within 3 months of opening, & discontinue use if irritation occurs. I specifically blend Sorbetto not leave a greasy film, but it may leave your tub a bit slippery, so do be careful.

Scrub up!