G.O.A.T. Bath Streusel

Goaßgschau, The Stare of the Goat: a vacant-eyed, escapist slurp of rich goat's milk caramel with hazelnut coffee & blackberry syrup

Y'all. Y'ALL. This has been a freaking year. There comes a point in all the doom scrolling and hypervigilance & oh-god-now-what when you just sort of mentally log out for a second to save your sanity. G.O.A.T. is an extra large, extra sweet, extra whip dose of momentary distraction: creamy iced hazelnut coffee blended with sticky goat's milk caramel & drizzled with blackberry syrup. It's a cold, caffeinated, caramely respite, like sitting in your car in front of your house, slurping a blended coffee & blaring your favorite song & pretending that the world isn't on fire for five minutes.

Bath Streusel is a moist, crumbly treat for your tub!

Bath lovers, rejoice! At last, a product packed with skin-loving butters plus all the fizz & bubble of your favorite bath bombs & bubble bars! Bath Streusel is a delightful mashup of bath melt, bubble bar & bath bomb, in your favorite Paintbox scents. Add a handful to the tub as you run a nice hot bath & watch the bubbles grow! Once in the tub, you'll get the benefit of water-softening baking soda & citric acid, plus silky arrowroot powder & a gentle surfactant. I add a ton of organic cocoa butter & mango butter & a drizzle of rice bran oil to pamper your skin, leaving you feeling undeniably soft & smelling fantastic!

Many bubble baths & bars use harsh surfactants to make big bubbles - great for washing dishes, not so great for your delicate skin. I use sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, a very mild, gentle surfactant that gives great bubbles without wreaking havoc on your skin.

This listing is for one 6.6-ounce jar of Bath Streusel, enough for 3-4 baths. It's blended by hand in small batches with no SLS/SLES, parabens, propylene glycol, -cones, animal products, coconut oil or shea butter (for my sensitive customers). Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too!

I pack Bath Streusel in a recyclable plastic jar, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Arrowroot Powder, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Organic Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Sugar-Based Decos

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from jar to jar.

To prolong the life of your Bath Streusel, keep it tightly sealed & avoid introducing any water to the jar. A clean plastic spoon is ideal for scooping out just the right amount.

Please use Bath Streusel within 3 months of opening, & discontinue use if irritation occurs. The butters & oils in Bath Streusel will leave your tub a bit slippery, so do be careful!