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GTFO Luxury Glycerin Soap - Bergamot, Orange, Lavender, Violet, Neroli, Rosemary...
Product Description
GTFO Luxury Glycerin Soap
Bright, cleansing bergamot, blood orange, lavender, violet, neroli, rosemary, clove, & frankincense
Inspired by traditional Florida water formulas & current climates, GTFO is a bracing slap of apothecary herbs & tinctures to help clear out the mental garbage & banish the crappy energy that collects when we aren't looking. Medicinal lavender & rosemary underscore layers of juicy citrus & sharp neroli, with a hint of soft violet rounding the corners. Warm clove & sunny frankincense close the circle, for a blend that casts a fresh, clear aspect to the day ahead. Clean out those shadows, dismiss the distractions, set your boundaries, & go kick some ass, you magnificent human being.
This listing is for a huge 6 ounce bar of luxurious glycerin soap, hand cast in small batches with no SLS, propylene glycol, parabens, animal products or other funny stuff! Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too! My bars produce gorgeous, abundant lather & have unique scents that cling gently to your skin. You'll be left feeling clean & smelling wonderful :)
I hand-wrap each bar in cellophane, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:
Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifer), Oat Protein (conditioner), Fragrance Oil, FD&C Colorant, Mica
Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.
Product Reviews
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Vibe Check soap
Posted by Unknown on Dec 22nd 2025
GTFO is Florida Water soap. Good Florida water, and good soap. Lovely lather and basically turns a shower into an easy cleansing ritual. Always makes me think of that one Tori Amos line "I've shaved every place where you've been, boy", because it feels like powerful magic to scrub away other people's energy and bullshit.
I buy a bar every time I order. -
Must have!
Posted by Mystina Denby on May 3rd 2021
If you love Florida Water, get this! It's cleansing, grounding, and makes all the bad juju go away. I scrub from head to toe with it, and the negativity just washes down the drain. Leaves my bathroom smelling fantastic.
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Gloom be gone!
Posted by Erin on May 10th 2019
I opened this bar one dreary, chilly weekend when all motivation escaped me and my bed was calling loudly, but there were things to be done. It was all I could do to drag my lazy self to the shower. This bar literally changed the course of my day! I scrubbed and then stood and inhaled deeply for a bit and as I did, the fog began to clear, a slight smile crept onto my face, and I felt ready to go kick the day's A#$! The scent is clean and bright yet soothing. It is comforting, yet refreshing and inspiring.
The only downside to this one is that I have to share because my family loves it too. -
Grounding and Glorious
Posted by Rebecca on Jan 24th 2019
This is quite possibly one of the most magical scents I have ever inhaled. The moment I opened the postal box I understood why this is named GTFO. Bad vibes stand no chance against this glory. It is a paradox of strong yet light, earthy yet airy, flowery yet herby. Basically the best of all worlds.
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