Granny Dank Hot Process Soap

Rusty heirloom apples packed with cannabis, wreathed in a haze of burning sage, chamomile, & smooth santal

In a deep pocket of the rambling woods, there is a house. Well, not so much a house, as a house-shaped jumble of fallen trees, overgrown with brambles and twisted vines, beloved by all the birds & woodland creatures that dart in & out of its shadows. There is an old, ornate rug hung across the semblance of a doorway, and scrubby herbs planted in broken crockery ramble up bundles of branches tied into rough arbors. There is another witch in these woods, one you go to when your heart is hard & full of claws, sharp and feral. In this grove, green and alive, is the witch you come to when you need to float for a while on herb-laced smoke, to fly & forget, to share an apple pipe with one who has seen the world burn and been there to tend the seeds as they push through the ashes after the first rain of spring. 

This listing is for one (1) chunky 3.75-ounce bar of hot process soap, made from scratch by me in my own workshop. If you find glycerin soaps a bit too drying, this is the bar for you. I've spent several months developing a coconut- & shea-free, vegan formula that lathers beautifully & is packed with nourishing vegetable oils & butters. I make my hot process soap in small batches, & allow each batch to cure for 3 weeks to ensure a firm, mild bar. Each hand-cut bar measures 3x3x1 inches, & weighs approximately 3.75 ounces.

As always, your soap will arrive hand-wrapped, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Olive Oil, Organic & Sustainable Palm Oil, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Water, Organic Pumpkin, Mango Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Palm Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fragrance Oil, Chromium Oxide, Mica, Biodegradable Cosmetic-Grade Glitter

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar. Hot process soap has a marbled, natural appearance. Streaks, swirls & blobs are all part of the charm, & in no way affect the quality of your soap.

What the heck is hot process soap, anyway? Learn more at my blog: http://paintboxsoapworks.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/so-whats-this-hot-process-thing/