Granny Dank Organic Hand and Body Lotion 

Rusty heirloom apples packed with cannabis, wreathed in a haze of burning sage, chamomile, & smooth santal

In a deep pocket of the rambling woods, there is a house. Well, not so much a house, as a house-shaped jumble of fallen trees, overgrown with brambles and twisted vines, beloved by all the birds & woodland creatures that dart in & out of its shadows. There is an old, ornate rug hung across the semblance of a doorway, and scrubby herbs planted in broken crockery ramble up bundles of branches tied into rough arbors. There is another witch in these woods, one you go to when your heart is hard & full of claws, sharp and feral. In this grove, green and alive, is the witch you come to when you need to float for a while on herb-laced smoke, to fly & forget, to share an apple pipe with one who has seen the world burn and been there to tend the seeds as they push through the ashes after the first rain of spring. 

Slip is a satiny hand & body lotion that absorbs quickly, leaving your skin soft & delightfully scented. This listing is for a 4 ounce bottle of delicious hand & body lotion made with 85% organic ingredients. It's packed with nourishing aloe, oils & botanical extracts, & is certified vegan. Slip is is paraben-free, -cone-free, & contains no propylene glycol or mineral oil. Most of my scents are phthalate-free, too!

I searched long & hard for a lotion formula that would moisturize without leaving a greasy, messy film. Slip is light-weight enough to apply on the go, but it hydrates & softens for hours. Slip is blended in small batches & packaged in recyclable bottles with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Organic Aloe Leaf Juice, Organic Coconut Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Glycerin, Witch Hazel Water, Stearic Acid, Vitamin E, Sunflower Seed Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Organic Jojoba Seed Oil, Organic Rosemary Leaf Extract, Organic Sunflower Seed Oil, Organic Neem Seed Oil, Organic White Willow Bark Extract, Organic Alcohol, Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Fragrance Oil, Mica