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Granny Dank Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub SAMPLE SIZE - Apple, Cannabis, Sage, Chamomile, Santal... Weenie Limited Edition

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Granny Dank Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub - 2.5-ounce SAMPLE SIZE!

Rusty heirloom apples packed with cannabis, wreathed in a haze of burning sage, chamomile, & smooth santal

In a deep pocket of the rambling woods, there is a house. Well, not so much a house, as a house-shaped jumble of fallen trees, overgrown with brambles and twisted vines, beloved by all the birds & woodland creatures that dart in & out of its shadows. There is an old, ornate rug hung across the semblance of a doorway, and scrubby herbs planted in broken crockery ramble up bundles of branches tied into rough arbors. There is another witch in these woods, one you go to when your heart is hard & full of claws, sharp and feral. In this grove, green and alive, is the witch you come to when you need to float for a while on herb-laced smoke, to fly & forget, to share an apple pipe with one who has seen the world burn and been there to tend the seeds as they push through the ashes after the first rain of spring. 

Sorbetto is a delightfully malleable, scoopable sugar scrub fortified with nourishing rice bran, avocado & grape seed oils & luxurious mango butter. Massaged into wet skin, it emulsifies into a light, creamy lotion that gently cleanses, polishes & moisturizes, leaving you feeling deliciously soft & smelling wonderful :) Now you can take your favorite Paintbox Sorbettos on the go in handy 2.5-ounce sample sizes, perfect for pockets, purses & carryons! They also make excellent any-day gifts & stocking stuffers.

This listing is for a handy 2.5 ounces of emulsifying sugar scrub, blended by hand in small batches with no SLS/SLES, parabens, propylene glycol, -cones, animal products, coconut oil or shea butter (for my sensitive customers). Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too! I don't whip my scrubs, so you get a jar packed with product, not air. I pack Sorbetto in a recyclable plastic jar, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Sucrose (Sugar), Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sorbitol, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Sodium Chloride (Salt), Levulinic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Fragrance Oil, Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from jar to jar. To prolong the life of your Sorbetto, keep it tightly sealed & avoid introducing excess water to the jar. A clean plastic spoon is ideal for scooping out just the right amount. Please use Sorbetto within 3 months of opening, & discontinue use if irritation occurs. I specifically blend Sorbetto not leave a greasy film, but it may leave your tub a bit slippery, so do be careful.


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  1. Heir to nightwalker

    Posted by Jessica Flores on Sep 3rd 2025

    The stand out of last year's weenie collection for me was: nightwalker. I just loved how the scent was so cleansing and grounding. I'll admit I was little bumped when nightwalker did not make a comeback. However, granny dank did surprise me a lot. I thought it going to smell like another candy apple or spiced apple. Nope, it is a tart, green apple with sharp greenness. The fragrance is herbal but fresh. I think Dank Apple could be the heir to Nightwalker for this October.

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