The Wooden God Hair & Perfume Oil

A thrusting blend of towering red cedar, rigid cypress, crude patchouli, & a creamy spurt of coconut musk

(Yeahhhh, it's a penis.)

I hadn't set out to include a dick joke in the line-up, but a misshipped component turned into a happy accident turned into what might be the sexiest blend I've ever made. The Wooden God is not f*cking around... wait, no, that's EXACTLY what he's down for, like a randy, ancient wood icon rubbed smooth under scented hands. Cedarwood pencil shavings and resiny cypress get all up in your personal space with a peppery little patchouli funk, inviting you to touch & explore & grasp, rewarding you with a musky climax of coconut milk and tonka. The Wooden God smells like a very bad idea, but a very, VERY good time...

It's only taken me ten years, but your PBSW dreams have come true: a whisper-light, -cone-free hair oil formula meets luxuriously lush perfume oil for a full-body PBSW experience! Daikon radish extract is an amazing alternative to traditional silicones, providing silky shine & skin-feel without build-up or environmental concerns, Meadowfoam seed oil provides excellent scent retention plus a massive dose of antioxidants, meaning your PBSW scents will stick around both in the bottle & on your skin. Argan & jojoba oils team up to treat your hair, your scalp, & your skin with gentle moisture, & a tiny drizzle of isopropyl myristate keeps things from getting greasy. Your favorite PBSW blends, made from quality, vetted, phthalate-free synthetic fragrance oils & essential oils, are added at a percentage that gives delicious throw without the risk of dermal irritation or gassing your coworkers out of the elevator.

The end result? A light-as-air powerhouse oil blend that delivers your favorite PBSW scents without dripping, smudging or spilling, in a sleek bottle that's ready for your bag or pocket but pretty enough to display!

To use as a hair oil, roll lightly into the palm of your hand, then apply with your hands or fingers as desired. For best results, concentrate on the ends of your hair, rather than the scalp.

To use as a perfume oil, apply directly to pulse points, taking care to avoid irritated, broken, or inflamed skin. I always recommend testing a small amount on the inside of your elbow before committing to a full slathering. Discontinue use if irritation occurs; please contact me if you have any questions or concerns.

This listing is for one (1) .3 ounce glass roller bottle of hand made hair & perfume oil, blended by hand in small batches, with oil resistant labels, & shrink wrapped for your safety.

As always, all ingredients are clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Raphanus Sativus (Radish) Seed Extract, Limnanthes Alba (Meadowfoam) Seed Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Fragrance Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Tocopherol

Keep away from direct sunlight & extreme temperatures, & use within three years of purchase.