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The Wooden God Soy Wax Melts - Red Cedar, Cypress, Patchouli, Coconut Musk...

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The Wooden God Wax Melts - for home fragrancing!

A thrusting blend of towering red cedar, rigid cypress, crude patchouli, & a creamy spurt of coconut musk

(Yeahhhh, it's a penis.)

I hadn't set out to include a dick joke in the line-up, but a misshipped component turned into a happy accident turned into what might be the sexiest blend I've ever made. The Wooden God is not f*cking around... wait, no, that's EXACTLY what he's down for, like a randy, ancient wood icon rubbed smooth under scented hands. Cedarwood pencil shavings and resiny cypress get all up in your personal space with a peppery little patchouli funk, inviting you to touch & explore & grasp, rewarding you with a musky climax of coconut milk and tonka. The Wooden God smells like a very bad idea, but a very, VERY good time...

You begged, you pleaded, & Paintbox Soapworks found a way! Now you can enjoy your favorite Paintbox Soapworks scents throughout your home... I've blended my one-of-a-kind fragrances with 100% vegetable EcoSoya® soy wax, a creamy, biodegradable wax that is paraffin- & petroleum-free & delivers gentle, refreshing scent throw. To use, simply pop a melt or two into your tart burner of choice & enjoy as the heat releases a halo of beautiful, phthalate-free fragrance.

This listing is for a handy re-sealable clamshell of six (6) wax melts, weighing a total of appx 2.5 ounces.

PBSW Soy Wax Melts are made with 100% soy wax & skin safe fragrance oils for a low impact scent experience. If you find commercial waxes overwhelming, PBSW might be right for you <3

*Please use caution around open flame, taking care to keep your burner away from drafts, loose clothing & fabric, pets & children. Melted wax is hot! Don't stick your tongue (or any other body part) in it! Do NOT add water to your burner, & do not leave your burner unattended. Be safe :)

Fire it up!


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  1. Cozy

    Posted by La on Mar 30th 2026

    I'm new to Paintbox Soapworks, but shortly after placing my first order I've already placed a second. The melts are fantastic! To me Wooden God is a relaxing scent with long-lasting throw. I've bought nearly every scent (still working my way through them) but Wooden God is one I purchased on both orders. Highly recommended!

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