G.O.A.T. Shaving Soap

Goaßgschau, The Stare of the Goat: a vacant-eyed, escapist slurp of rich goat's milk caramel with hazelnut coffee & blackberry syrup

Y'all. Y'ALL. This has been a freaking year. There comes a point in all the doom scrolling and hypervigilance & oh-god-now-what when you just sort of mentally log out for a second to save your sanity. G.O.A.T. is an extra large, extra sweet, extra whip dose of momentary distraction: creamy iced hazelnut coffee blended with sticky goat's milk caramel & drizzled with blackberry syrup. It's a cold, caffeinated, caramely respite, like sitting in your car in front of your house, slurping a blended coffee & blaring your favorite song & pretending that the world isn't on fire for five minutes.

This listing is for a generous 4-ounce round of my luxurious glycerin soap, fortified with ultrafine bentonite clay for a smooth, comfortable shave. I use a hefty, round mold that sits handsomely in a shaving bowl, or you can lather up with your hands. The end result? Huge, stable lather, great slip & delicious scents to get you soft, smooth & ready for action. I hand cast in small batches with no SLS, propylene glycol, parabens, animal products or other funny stuff! Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too. My bars produce gorgeous, abundant lather & have unique scents that cling gently to your skin. You'll be left feeling clean & smelling fantastic.

I hand-wrap each bar in cellophane, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifer), Oat protein (conditioner), Fragrance Oil, Bentonite, Titanium Dioxide, Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from bar to bar.

New to a good old fashioned wet shave? The guys at The Art of Manliness won't steer you wrong: http://artofmanliness.com/2008/01/04/how-to-shave-like-your-grandpa/