G.O.A.T. Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub  

Goaßgschau, The Stare of the Goat: a vacant-eyed, escapist slurp of rich goat's milk caramel with hazelnut coffee & blackberry syrup

Y'all. Y'ALL. This has been a freaking year. There comes a point in all the doom scrolling and hypervigilance & oh-god-now-what when you just sort of mentally log out for a second to save your sanity. G.O.A.T. is an extra large, extra sweet, extra whip dose of momentary distraction: creamy iced hazelnut coffee blended with sticky goat's milk caramel & drizzled with blackberry syrup. It's a cold, caffeinated, caramely respite, like sitting in your car in front of your house, slurping a blended coffee & blaring your favorite song & pretending that the world isn't on fire for five minutes.

Sorbetto is a delightfully malleable, scoopable sugar scrub fortified with nourishing rice bran, avocado & grape seed oils & luxurious mango butter. Massaged into wet skin, it emulsifies into a light, creamy lotion that gently cleanses, polishes & moisturizes, leaving you feeling deliciously soft & smelling wonderful.

This listing is for a generous 11 ounces of emulsifying sugar scrub, blended by hand in small batches with no SLS/SLES, parabens, propylene glycol, -cones, animal products, coconut oil or shea butter (for my sensitive customers). Most of my fragrances are phthalate-free, too! I don't whip my scrubs, so you get a jar packed with product, not air. I pack Sorbetto in a recyclable plastic jar, with all ingredients clearly labeled for your peace of mind:

Sucrose (Sugar), Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl/Lauroyl Isethionate, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Americana (Avocado) Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Fragrance Oil, Sodium Chloride (Salt), Levulinic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Iron Oxide, Mica

Since I work in small batches, you may notice slight variations in color from jar to jar. To prolong the life of your Sorbetto, keep it tightly sealed & avoid introducing excess water to the jar. A clean plastic spoon is ideal for scooping out just the right amount. Please use Sorbetto within 3 months of opening, & discontinue use if irritation occurs. I specifically blend Sorbetto not leave a greasy film, but it may leave your tub a bit slippery, so do be careful. Scrub up!