Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground Sorbetto Emulsifying Sugar Scrub SAMPLE SIZE - Dry Leaves, Bonfire Smoke, Frost... Weenie Limited Edition
$4.50

Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground Emulsifying Sugar Scrub - 2.5-ounce SAMPLE SIZE! The quiet, introspective side of fall... Woodsmoke, rustling leaves, & the dark chill of an autumn night It's back, my little bark piles! After several years...

Rice Pudding SAMPLE SIZE Organic Hand and Body Lotion - Aromatic Rice, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Condensed Milk
$5.00

Rice Pudding Slip Organic Hand and Body Lotion - great travel size! Creamy basmati rice cooked long & slow with vanilla-scented condensed milk & cinnamon sticks Rice pudding gets a bad rap for being gummy, pallid, a milquetoast excuse for...

Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground Shaving Soap - Dry Leaves, Bonfire Smoke, Frost... Weenie Limited Edition
$7.00

Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground Shaving Soap The quiet, introspective side of fall... Woodsmoke, rustling leaves & the dark chill of an autumn night It's back, my little bark piles! After several years astray, I've finally been able to...

Pick-a-Duck Bath Streusel - Strawberry Taffy, Sugared Donuts, Caramel Corn, Smoke... Summer Limited Edition
$14.00

Pick-a-Duck Bath Streusel Pick a duck, try your luck!  Riotously sweet carnival treats of sticky strawberry taffy, hot sugared donuts, Cracker Jack, & a swirl of smoke from darkened tents The scent of a day spent in the blistering...

Pussy Hat Luxury Glycerin Soap - Pink Grapefruit, Boiling Sugar... Planned Parenthood Benefit
$7.00

Pussy Hat Luxury Glycerin Soap Two hundred thousand Half a million! drops of hot pink grapefruit juice poured into a copper vat of boiling sugar Remember the dignity of your womanhood. Do not appeal, do not beg, do not grovel. Take courage,...

Milky Bath Streusel - Hot Sugared Milk, Lychee Scented Tea...
$14.00

Milky Bath Streusel Hot sugared milk infused with lychee scented tea leaves The world has been a whole lot of Too Much recently, & I am feeling the need to coddle myself a little, to wrap myself in warm fluffy blankets and soft sweaters,...

G.O.A.T. Bath Streusel - Cajeta, Hazelnut Coffee, Blackberry Syrup... Summer Limited Edition
$14.00

G.O.A.T. Bath Streusel Goaßgschau, The Stare of the Goat: a vacant-eyed, escapist slurp of rich goat's milk caramel with hazelnut coffee & blackberry syrup Y'all. Y'ALL. This has been a freaking year. There comes a point in all...

The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap - Red Cedar, Cypress, Patchouli, Coconut Musk...
$7.00

The Wooden God Luxury Glycerin Soap A thrusting blend of towering red cedar, rigid cypress, crude patchouli, & a creamy spurt of coconut musk (Yeahhhh, it's a penis.) I hadn't set out to include a dick joke in the line-up, but a misshipped...